A.E.I.O.U. – Aeronomy Etymology Institute & Online University

Aeronomy

Welcome to the Aeronomy Etymology Institute & Online University (AEIOU). The Etymology Institute introduces you to both Modern Aeronomy and Ancient Aeronomy. If you find that boring (like most people do), you’ll be happy to discover that this site is also home to fun and interesting things like Aeronomy the Band.
fun –> Aeronomy the Band <– interesting

Since cats obviously run things here, the lower level work of educating humans at the The Online University is of course not technically hosted on this site. For that, you can go to the following link, which is an excellent resource that can really help your human pets become more aware through actively reading THE BOOK if you prove yourself to be a good cat by successfully utilizing the Art of Ancient Aeronomy to convince them to use it (good luck!)

The Online University

“In a pine tree,
A few yards from my window sill,
A brilliant blue jay is springing up and down,

Up
And
DowN.”

_{– James Wright}

Aeronomy

(ɛrˈɑnəmi)

in Modern American English (not used until the 20th century by humans)
the science that deals with the physics and chemistry of the upper atmosphere of planets (Webster’s New World College Dictionary, 4th Edition)

Video Definition of Modern Aeronomy

“Now there is more to a bluejay than any other animal. He has got more different kinds of feeling. Whatever a bluejay feels he can put into language, and not mere commonplace language, but straight out and out book talk, and there is such a command of language. You never saw a bluejay get stuck for a word.

he is a vocabularized geyser.”

_{-Mark Twain}

Ancient Aeronomy (used since at least ancient Egypt by felines)
the metaphysics that deals with the ideas and philosophies of the upper atmosphere of awareness (the highest of which resides in cats)

Video Definition of Ancient Aeronomy

Due to the obvious superiority of cats over humans (except for that one guy who wrote THE BOOK) our site generously focuses on Ancient Aeronomy and strives to help humans reach for upper levels of awareness. Keep in mind that you manipulate your humans every day to shower you with food, treats and attention. Please do not overlook opportunities during this time to also convince them to READ THE BOOK.

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James Aeronomy playing at the Cup O Joy with The Rockin' Psalms

The musical journey of James Aeronomy is a testament to the power of passion, inspiration, and the pursuit of one’s calling. We can’t wait to see what the future holds. He has shown by the quality of his songs; his dedication and hard work to make a difference in the music industry even as an independent artist. He has big plans for the future as he is currently working on new projects.
– Journalist Emerson Pearson from Complex Magazine on bass guitarist James Aeronomy
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