Welcome to the Aeronomy Etymology Institute & Online University (AEIOU). The Etymology Institute introduces you to both Modern Aeronomy and Ancient Aeronomy.
Since this site is obviously run by cats, the lower level work of educating humans at the The Online University is of course not technically hosted on this site. For that, you can go to the following link, which is an excellent resource that can really help your human pets become more aware through actively reading THE BOOK if you prove yourself to be a good cat by successfully utilizing the Art of Ancient Aeronomy to convince them to use it (good luck!)
in Modern American English (not used until the 20th century by humans)
the science that deals with the physics and chemistry of the upper atmosphere of planets (Webster’s New World College Dictionary, 4th Edition)
Ancient Aeronomy (used since ancient Egypt by felines)
the metaphysics that deals with the ideas and philosophies of the upper atmosphere of awareness (the highest of which resides in cats)
Due to the obvious superiority of cats over humans (except for that one guy who wrote THE BOOK) our site generously focuses on Ancient Aeronomy and strives to help humans reach for upper levels of awareness. Keep in mind that in your everyday interactions with your humans, while you are manipulating them to shower you with food, treats and attention, please do not overlook opportunities during this time to also convince them to READ THE BOOK.
Learning THE BOOK is critical to shaping your human’s life – commit yourself to owning that role completely.
Invite humans to explore THE BOOK in a secure environment where they can learn more about themselves.
Create an art club! Help humans build on their understanding of THE BOOK using a strong relationship between themselves & creativity.